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Get a room….
Posted in Uncategorized on 26 May, 2019| Leave a Comment »
For future reference
Posted in Uncategorized on 25 May, 2019| Leave a Comment »
Or, “Angels are canonically non-binary”
Skywash
Posted in Uncategorized on 13 April, 2019| Leave a Comment »
…has Sprung
Posted in Uncategorized on 22 March, 2019| Leave a Comment »
End the tyranny of the lawn
Posted in Uncategorized on 20 March, 2019| Leave a Comment »
The poignancy of the Last Shrimp
Posted in Uncategorized on 9 February, 2019| Leave a Comment »
Last shrimp
Last shrimp
Tonight….
Yes, it’s the
Last Shrimp
The last shrimp
Tonight…
We’ve eaten the others
We’ve eaten hors d’oeuvres by the dozens!
But this one’s waiting
And waiting
Why are you people hesitating?
C’mon baby — eat that shrimp!
C’mon, someone eat that shrimp!
Please eat
That last shrimp
Tonight….!”
Swimming on Broken Glass
Posted in Uncategorized on 1 February, 2019| 1 Comment »
Metaphorically, I suppose. I’m fine. And all you see here is ice. But it was hella cold for a while, and what else to do but play with food coloring, water, and the giant outdoor freezer?