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Archive for October, 2008

1) There are a remarkable number of cars that careen in to people’s houses around here. Often these accidents are occurring in 20-25 mph zones. As Leia would say, “Whyyyyy?”
2) The Phillies won the World Series! Pigs are now cleared for take-off on runway #5. No, seriously, I think this calls for [...]

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I’m still laughing: who would have thought to thresh Lionel Ritchie’s “Three Times a Lady” through Flesch-Kincaid and the SMOG index?
This paper would!
And who would have thought that Ritchie’s song would score “better” than ABBA’s “Dancing Queen”?
The only bad thing is that I shouldn’t be drinking alcohol before teaching an evening class. Drat.

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A few fewer watchmen

From the NY Times, just now:
New Jersey, a petri dish of corruption, will have to make do with 40 percent fewer reporters at The Star-Ledger, one of the few remaining cops on the beat. The Los Angeles Times, which toils under Hollywood’s nose, has one movie reviewer left on staff. And dozens of communities served [...]

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I’m grading..

And yet I’ve probably had a better day than the poor fellow who reviews perfumes for the NY Times.  What’s he been sniffing?  Danielle Steel, apparently, and it’s just as bad as you suspected:
Review of Danielle Steel Perfume
Pardon me while I go back to marveling at what students think will impress me.

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Sounds above:
{Thud}
{Crunch}
{Assorted rolling noises}
{Thud}
“…I have NO idea what that is….”
Eventually, two of the workmen come downstairs, coughing. Are any of them wearing dust protection?  Of course not.  Personally, I prefer to keep my inhalation of fiberglass to a minimum, but I’m not in charge of their choices.

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The image on the right is not compositted.
It’s a view Gold Medal Park, out the south windows of the “Endless Bridge” off the back of the Guthrie Theatre in Minneapolis.  The window frames are deep, and lined with polished metal, so a picture out those windows gives you a strip of “real” surrounded on several [...]

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Back from the Midwest

Yeah, you betcha I had a great time — Minnesota is a lovely state, the conference I was attending is always a pleasure, and the weather was quite lovely until this morning, when it was cold and drizzly, and I had to drag my suitcase through the rain to the metro stop, because roads were [...]

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